The 4-Year Old and God, a Platonic Dialogue

Liam: Daddy, how did God get up in the sky?

Me: That's an excellent question. God is everywhere, not just up in the sky. Remember what we talked about yesterday? He doesn't have a body.

Liam: So is God pretend?

Me: Who said God was pretend?

Liam: You did, yesterday.

Me: I said that God doesn't have a body, but he is still real.

Liam: God doesn't have a body. Does he just have a head?

Me: No, he doesn't just have a head.

Liam: Then how does he see us?

Me: ...